Evolving Your Man

To develop one's male partner gradually, from a simple to a more complex form.

This is usually accomplished by gently nudging his hormonal response by controlling or inhibiting ejaculation. Pegging and other tools may also play part in said evolution. This evolution typically results in a level of female dominance and in many cases a female led relationship.

Emma has been an advocate of evolving your man since before it was cool.

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Get your mans

You use this term whenever you see someone crushing or hitting on a guy. Usually in jokingly manner. You can either shout it while the action is taking place (example 1) or in a way where you're telling them to make the first move (example 2).

Example 1:

"Omg guys look over there!"
"Is that Jennie hitting on Kai?"
"(Shouts at Jennie from a distance) GET YOUR MANS GIRL!"
Example 2
Jennie: "What am I even supposed to say if I go up to him?"
Lisa: "Just go, you're worrying way too much. Come on girl, go get your mans"

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turn in your man card

instructional phrase (spoken in a manner which can only be termed as pure disgust)used by one male to another male who has clearly shown he has lost all vestige of manhood.....

When Carl was spotted purchasing a movie ticket to "Eat,Pray Love" ,his pal in line to see Jackie Chan starring as "Jackie Chan in The Jackie Chan Story" yelled out ,"Hey,dude, now you gotta turn in your man card"..........

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pull your man card

To de-moralize or humiliate someone by considering them less than a man, or not a "real" man

Some guy: dude im givin u 10 days to hit that bitch and if u dont ima pull your man card
Some other guy: aww fuck

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Shut your man pleaser

Telling a female (or homosexual male) to be quiet

Wife: Help me with the dishes

Man: Shut your man pleaser, the game is on

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Put your man up

-verb

Spray painting your name on a wall

Quick while they arnt looking put your man up

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steal your man girl

A BITCH WHOS AN ASSHOLE AND STEALS EVERY GIRLS MAN EVEN IF YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP

Alisa: "UGHH LOOK AT HER SHES SUCH A STEAL YOUR MAN GIRL"
Ashley: " YA SHE LITERALLY STOLE MY MAN"
joseph: hey ladies this is my girl ____
lisa: HEY YOU WERE MINE #stealyourmangirl

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