yucaipa

a shithole town located in the inland empire right next to san bernadino. a small town made up of wiggers, and emo kids with nothing better to do then dirt bike, and smoke crystale meth. Dont let the pretty mountains fool you, yucaipa is a shit hole. fuck yucaipa, and fuck the inland empire if you wanna go to california dont waste your time by going to this god for saken place and go to orange county, or L.A.

yucaipa kid #1: Dude we are so rad, it is so rad we live in southern California!

yucaipa kid#2: yeah it is, hey the liquor store just got robbed wanna go smoke some more meth and then hang out at the rad new Mcdonolds for 4 hours?

yucaipa kid#1: yeah dude for shure and then lets go to the rad new starbucks! man this town is growing, the kids from "the O.C" have nothing on us!

yucaipa kid #2: alright dawg sounds tight for shizzel!

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yucaipa

bro nation!!! its a pretty shitty town where bros think they are the shit but they are not!! they are all little bitches and act like hard asses!!! it would be an alright town if there was more to do but there isnt shit to do sooo... but watch out for the gay mother fucking bros that think they are the shit with their big lifted trucks and what not!! they talk shit but dont really back it up!!
yucaipa is a crappy bro town!! the bros also think they are the shit at dirtbiking!

bro: hit me pussy!!!
kid: OK! (punch)
bro: o hell no im gonna beat ur ass!
kid: (beats the shit out of him)
bro: little faggot u better watch ur back!
kid: ok! what are u gonna do u cant back shit up!!
bro: (drives away in his lifetd truck)

bros have lifted trucks because the feel insicre about themselves and think tht haveing a lifted truck will help tht haha but it doesnt!! they think it makes them tuougher but they arent!! and they think they are cool cause they live in yucaipa.

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Yucaipa, Ca

Town full of AssHats w/big trucks & flags on it, tinted windows & SMALL PEE PEES. 90% Trump followers, predominantly White (10 % people who aren’t racist, open minded, White & Minorities believe in treating all people w/respect & true Christians or God fearing w/out an ounce of evil in their hearts. Close minded, Americana folk - not nice, the fed ups & the White Supremacy outweigh the good. Meetups include: old local bars, coffee hut, the three k’s, & sadly Stater’s. Ton of churches, pray tell, which one actually consists of “NON-hypocrites? Fun fact, owner of a “farm” filed a lawsuit against school districts who canceled field trips after said “farmer” social media posts that were “offensive” -“misogynistic.” Why would any decent human want their child on a field trip to an establishment ran by ass backwards, racist, sexist, egotistical, ignorant, narcissistic (sound familiar?) also known-social media posts about a great adventure had -participation unknown but photos were posted on “it’s” social media in Jan 2021. Yucaipa is Trump country (still a few flags up in dry ass weeds/trailer parks) do as u like, not as I do attitude & love of guns & country one common denominator, if you’re all alike & not “other” won’t face consequences from local government & police though it be known conflict of interest exists (like it’s controversial council) And there are so many illiterate people here (& grammar police), the local social media postings are both comical & an embarrassment.

You better settle in Yucaipa, Ca new builds on empty lots going like hot cakes” “Them cheap empty lots in Yucaipa, Ca” “Antifa got their asses whooped in Yucaipa! Wait, what you talking about? That wasn’t Antifa!

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People of Yucaipa

The people of Yucaipa (or at least the High School) include the following:
Bros- White guys/ girl (bro hoes) who live in their Metal Mulisha, Tap Out, and DC's. Usually, they have a bad attitude, and can be jerks, but occasionally, you'll find a bro who's pretty chill. They LOVE their bikes.
Bonkers- Well, a Bonker is basically Yucaipa's term for anyone who goes to raves, wears skinny jeans, snapbacks, either smokes weed, takes ecstacy, or some other drug regularly. They dress in a VERY flamboyant manner, and they usually all hang out together. Bros and Bonkers don't normally mix, but mingling with one another occasionally isn't anything unusual. Some may be sporting humongous hair, and very nicely groomed eyebrows.

Hipsters- Yucaipa isn't really known for it's hipsters, but their is quite a few. Hipsters here are usually introverted, and not very talkative, but they generally have the best taste in fashion here in Yucaipa. Not much to say about them.

A few things about Yucaipa:
- NOT all of us are "White Trash." Yes, many us of are. But look at the Bonkers, and you'll see the exact opposite.
- There is a very low African American population here. Of course, there's some. But not alot.
- Parties here are absolutely amazing. If you know where, who's, and which party to go to. You'll have a blast.

Yeah, People of Yucaipa are pretty lame

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yucaipa highschool

a trashy overcrowded school inhabited mostly by, wanna be emos, wanna be tough bros,fat slutty bro hoes , the occasional terrible football player, and even rarer: a normal person

Bro: you go to yucaipa highschool?

Normal person: im not some stupid bro, im homeschooled.

Bro: say that again ill mess you up!

Normal person: do it.

Bro: umm... *drives away in truck*

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Yucaipa, Ca

The Bible Belt of California. If you love Trump, racism, homophobia, ableism, sexism, xenophobia, and just downright hate the poor, then Yucaipa is a great place to raise your children.

A place where many racists are allowed to assault people, and not be punished, in any way!

A town that’s made national news 3 times in 2020. First two are for fake antifa Facebook posts, that a local apple farmer decided to spread all over town, which made the local macho, monster energy loving, big truck loving, gun toting, wannabe rednecks go to the bottom of the blvd and mob 50:3 on unsuspecting kids that pulled into the chevron.

The other was actually global news because a HUGE fire was started, when a couple lit a gender reveal firework, in the middle of an extremely dry summer, with many dry bushes around.

Meanwhile, the “women”, decked out in fox racing brand, accuse any woman they see of trying to steal their toothless, tweeker boyfriends, that have been in jail multiple times for possession, manufacturing, and not paying child support.

Yucaipa, Ca is the best place to live, if you’re a racist.

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