zonky

zon·ky zon·ki·er, zon·ki·est Chiefly American
1. Shaky; feeble.
2. Wrong; awry.

Jimmy tried to cross the zonky bridge and fell to his death.

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zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

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ka zonki

A ka zonki aka ka zonki nut is dry leftover poopoo left on your ass.

there is ka zonki nuts in my underpats, i didnt wipe it clean.

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Zonky

A midwestern slang term synonymous with heavy.

"Jeez bud, I had a lil lift last night... holy shit she was so zonky"