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why should guys be jealous of some soon-to-be-transvestite?
1. he is a dude who likes to play with his mother's make-up bag
2. a dude who cant sing for shit or act for shit
3. some guy every girl wants to be with so they can talk about what make-up works better
4. some dude who is gonna get a sex-change so he can wear all the make-up he wants and not be called gay.
zac efron likes to put on make-up just like his mom!
like mother like son
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Prettyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.
Those twinks could easily enter the Zac Efron lookalike contest.
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Some American teen actor who used to be famous until Robert Pattinson appeared.
Poor Zac Efron. Must be a bitch being thrown into oblivion like that!
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Zac Efron (full name: Zachary David Alexander Efron) was born in 1987 on the 18th of October. He lived with his foster father George Giitsidis, until he made the famous movie High School Musical, it was only then that his real father, David Efron, found that his son actually had some use and thus made the claim. Zac was reunited with his parents at San Luis Obispo, California - at this time his real mother had also come forth realising the money potential.
Zac Efron is a well renowned singer and actress. He is apparently a really "nice guy" according to Mel on Sunrise (Channel 7, early morning show). However he was only rated a 6 out of 10 for his "hotness" on the show "Are you HOT or NOT" for his girly appearance and skinny-legs. Along with his fast rise to fame, Zac Efron made many enemies. Zac Efron was shot a number of times by an armed gunman miraculously surviving the incident. Shortly after the incident an American S.W.A.T team repeatedly fired automatic machine gun fire at Zac Efron. Zac Efron survived yet again. The Team apologised saying that they "accidently" pulled their triggers.
He died on the 18th October 2006 (coincidently on his birthday) due to colorectal cancer. He died of a malignant polyp which had spread to his face. Thousands of fans did not attend his funeral however they did watch his new movie "High School Musical 4 - Back to High school...again"
Zac Efrons profile:
Gender: Male
Height: 174 cm
Age: 21
Eye colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Brown
Nationality: Unknown/ Behemoth
IQ: 2
Newsreporter interviewing Zac Efron.
"So Zac, how do you feel -" reporter gets cut off
"yes to all of them" - says zac efron
"Ok, but I havent even finished the ques -" reporter
"YES to all of them!" - says zac efron
"But I havent eve-" reporter
"YES TO ALL OF THEM" - says zac efron
"But thats not even the questi -" Reporter
"YES TO ALL OF THEM!!!" - says Zac efron
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-one of the biggest flamers in the world.
-kissed a fatass in a movie called hairspray
-has nudes photos on the beach, kind of like co-star of high school musical and high school musical 2, vanessa hudgens
-Who's Zac Efron?
-Some flamer who kissed a fatass chick in hairspray and has nude photos on the beach similar to his HSM and HSM2 co-star vanessa hudgens
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Teenage heartthrob, who will get washed up in a few years and will be a hobo. Some girl will recognize him and marry him because "he is like so hot!" he will continue to mooch off of her for years. clearly gay, because no straight man would wear that much makeup or star in such overly feminine movies. In HSM2 he got a REALLY gay haircut that was incredibly similar to the openly gay kid in my schools hair. I mean this in the straightest way possible, his hair was much cooler in the first one. Supposedly dating some Disney pop princess but it's probably a cover story.
*World history class starts*
Me- yo matt, ever see highschool musical?
Matt- yeah.
Me- yknow zac efron?
Matt- yeah.
Me- he's so gay
Matt- I know he wears so much makeup
Tina- he's not gay.
Me+matt- yeah he is
Tina- no he isn't. He's got a girlfriend.
Me- and? Marcus had a girlfriend and everyone knew he was gay years before he came out(or found out, for that matter)
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1. The biggest pansy ever. I'm surprised he hasn't come out of the closet yet. Only dating Vanessa Hudgens *cough*whore!*cough* to cover up his obvious homosexuality.
2. A makeup-obsessed 'teen' star that thinks he's the hottest thing to walk this earth.
3. A douchebag. Tries to look like Robert Pattinson by growing facial hair, and going for the 'i-don't-care-how-i-look-but-i-obviously-do-with-everything-i've-got' kind of look.
4. A complete tryhard. Going to end up going on a drug-spree and dieing like Elvis Presley.
5. A paedophile. Even though he's 21 years old, he's still loving the fact that 8 year-old girl's are in love with him.
6. A freak. Obviously can't sing for shit, and play's basketball with everything he's got even though he's probably shit at it in real life.
7. A manwhore. Most likely lost his virginity at the age of 5 to his preschool teacher.
8. A dork. Can't stand not being the centre of attention.
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: OHEMGEE! Zac Efron is lyk dah hottest fing 2 walk on God's green earth i wanna make out wit him so bad!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: ZOMG I WANNA MAKE OUT WIT HIM MORR! HEZ MINE BIATCH!
Me: CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP??!?!?! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE PEACE IN HERE WITH YOUR STUPID FANGIRL SHIT!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: hayyy shut up mannn hez beeutifuhlz and ur jeluss dat he luvz me morr dan yu!
Me: Oh per-lease!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: AHH YU WANT HIM T0OH! TOO BAD BETCH HES MINE YU CANT HAV HIHM!
Me: Ughh, pass me a bucket!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: NAWW yu want him.
Me: NAWW i don't. he's a pansy freak that deserves to die.
*Grabs my portable stereo and blasts MCR to drown out their screams*
Isn't that what you would do?
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