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What you do when you play Beer Pong or Beirut and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.
bro 1: "hey dude! I would have made that if there wasn't so much water under the cups!"
bro 2: "Yeah, whatever, man."
bro 1: "Zamboni that shit!"
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Didja see when Jersey Shore went to the rink at Rockafeller Plaza? Wotta buncha Zamboni s!
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a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.
"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!
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A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.
"Why is the freezer door open?"
"Sorry bro, I was just giving my girl the zamboni"
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The place at the cottage to get really high and smoke all your dreams away
"hey lets go get high in the zamboobient no its the "zambonious"
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When you apply icy/hot to ones erect cock whilst banging the shit out of a fine young lass from behind then ramming her with the said icy/hot coated cock and racing to get off before the pain becomes extreme.
Last night I had to hook the chick from the club, cause she was trying to pull out the zamboni.
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1)A male orgasm onto a females face then squigee's the cum into her mouth using his ballsack.
I just gave that bitch a zamboni!
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