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an amazing person who is willing to listen to your problems. he is a nice guy and very funny. he is liked by everyone who knows him and hated by random bitches and assholes. he has a unique sense of humor that some people find offensive but most find funny.
S-"hey who was that cute guy you were talking to?"
V-"thats Zander."
M-"eww i hate that kid!"
V-"no way!! he is the best!"
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P1 how do you spell your name?
P2 Zander
P1 I Thought it was spelled, Xander
P2 NO IT IS SPELLED ZANDER YOU FOOL I HATE YOU GO DIE!!!!!!!
P1 Woah dude chill
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The most amazing guy in the world. He's sweet, funny, listens to you, and is a loveable person. He has gorgeous hair and beautiful eyes. Zander has a beautiful personality too. He's also the most amazing boyfriend. If you ever get in a relationship (friend or boyfriend and girlfriend wise) with a Zander, don't ruin it.
Girl 1- Look at Zander! He looks hot today.
Girl 2- *walks up* Back off he's taken.
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Zander is a basic funny and douchey guy. Although he's a jerk, if you get to know him he's actually very sweet and caring. He seems as confident as people can get but deep down he has some insecurities he likes to hide.
"Oh my god Zander was so annoying today."
"You gotta love him though."
"True."
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Zander is the sexiest creature to ever walk this earth. Zanders often have great hair and the best sense of humor. He knows how to make someone feel better when they are down and is a great listener. Zander often doesn't see how truly wonderful of a person he is so therefore usually dates girls way below his league. If you have ever dated a zander you should know that there's no one out there who is better than him so you should probably give up dating and die alone. Zanders are always great in bed and know how to pleasure the ladies.
Example one:
Person 1: ya know who's hawt???
Person 2: who???
Person 1: Zander!!!!
Person 2: hey thats pretty gooood
Example 2:
Person 1: Dammmnnnn Zander is a sexy motherfucker
Person 2: He's one hawt tamale
Person 1: 10/10 would smash
Person 2: I wonder if he's dtf?
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Zander is a sexy beast. Has a long shlong, not from Hong Kong. He’s tough in front of da boys, but put a Ginger in front of him, and you’ll say “who tf is dis?”. Everyone should get themselves a Zander.
Yo I’m hungry, I need me some Zander.
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