A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.
Gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn't a crank a zank the following day.
mixing of preworkout and herbal supplements* to create a buzz like no other
"Yo dude I'm "zanked" out right now".
"Bro you tryna get zanked?"
A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.
"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"
The act of a penis being caught in a trouser zip whilst masturbating.
Jimmy had to put it away in a hurry and got caught zanking.
The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.
He zanking Michael in the sport shed