ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks
Renee zellweger is a man!
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Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger.
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An actress, married to Kenny Chesney, who has won an Oscar and three Golden Globes.
Renée Zellweger was in the musical, Chicago.
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She's fantastic. The only woman not selling out in Hollywood.
The name is everybody's lips is...Roxy(Renée Zellweger).
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A magic incantation that makes a giant, painful shit come out when you say it. If the pain of a dump is so heinous it makes you pull a face like Renee Zellweger, speaking her name is the only way to guarantee it's safe passage.
When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."
Dude I just took the biggest shit, it was a full on Renee Zellweger.
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An actress from the movie Jerry McGuire that looks like she's made of marzipan.
"For those of you that don't know, marzipan is a waxy, candy-like substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger"
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