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A guy who can and will fuck anything a human or other animal can fuck.
Jim: hey man Zeus is not stopping with that pineapple
Dave: Yeah man how long is this gonna last
Zeus: FOREVER
The god of the skies. In ancient times he ruled with an iron fist, and always argued with posiedon and hades. Today he still does pretty much the same thing except for the "iron fist"
Part he likes to read the newspaper in the lobby of the empire state building. He wears a suit and has stubble instead of his big beard like in ancient times. He owns a black BMW sedan 2012 and lives in upper new york in a large mansion.
Zeus is a greek god.
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The biggest womanizer/rapist of greek mythology.
Zeus, "King" of the Greek gods, was a pedophile. Not only that, he was the biggest fucking rapist and womanizer in greek history. I don't see how anyone could still worship this fucking monster, even back then.
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The most bad ass of all the Greek Gods. He has the power to throw lightning bolts, a power which he acquired by a skydiving incident in which he was struck by lighting (Spiderman has a similar story). Zeus once chugged two gallons of milk in under 30 minutes.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see what Zeus did the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was pissed off at Steve so he threw a lighting bolt at his house!
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A person who tries to rule everything. Thinks they are in charge at all times. Think they are as good as a greek god. Loves attention, and has a very big ego.
John: Dude Jeremy is bein a frickin Zeus
Kevin: Yea hes gonna start pissin people off.
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He's Funny, and Charming but can be a prick at times. Once he hears his name, he'll come running saying "I heard my name". He's hot and cool, likes sports like volleyball. He is incredibly bipolar and has very little commonsense.
But if you have a Zeus in your life, take care of it and don't get on its bad side.
R1 : Hey you seen Zeus?
R2 : No, but he's a prick
Zeus : I heard my name
After having sexual intercourse with a woman in a bath tub full of water, hurry up and grab a toaster, plug it in and throw it into the tub whilst yelling "ZEUS BEOTCH!"
An example of a conversation after preforming a Zeus the previous night:
Person 1: How'd that shit with Kira go last night? You get any?
Person 2: Fuckin' right doggie! I Zuesed that slut!
Person 1: You might want to think about hiding out for a little while bro.
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