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One who is overwhelmingly obsessed with male genitals and severe masturbation; serving as an ode to extreme homosexuality; dreams of Arnold Schwatzenegger naked, chained to a bed, dressed in leather, with a fetish for cheese.
You're such a Zei Kirin.
Stop Zei Kirin'ing around, foo.
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The act of having a large object (chair leg, umbrella) forcibly inserted into one's anus without lubrication. Derived from "Zei Kir", people ask "Do you want Zei Kirin' tonight?"
He got Zei Kirin'd in the asshole last night
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an expression of a nazi when they find a jew in the atic
Wir müssen den Juden dort oben auf dem Dachboden finden (zey are in ze attic)
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Very awesome dude. Really.
The man above is LYING.
Hey, Zei Kirin, can I borrows some money?
Sure, friend, how about a billion dolla!?
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a cool set of neopronouns
zey zem zeirs are ____’s pronouns! use them or youll be kinning the kurta clan!
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Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2
During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"
I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.
Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..
Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!
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A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.
*someone posts scat porn*
Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!
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