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ZIMA

When you fake being chineese but is mexican

Look there is a zima can't belive why he is faking it

by ZIMA1 March 26, 2021

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zima

term used for an oddly sized hobbit, who happens to be fat and extremely stupid. also know to use entirely too much gell so his bangs sticks up an extra 3 inches to make himself look slightly taller than he really is. A zima can often be spotted at a peasbodys.

holy shit dude, did u just see that zima? ive never seen a fat stupid hobbit before, maybe we should go see if its ok.

by Tommy the Hobbit August 28, 2008

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zima

A blowjob, particularly a sloppy, bad one

Scott got a zima behind the dumpster last night.

by RandyW83 June 21, 2017

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Zima

an oddly sized hobbit that is know to spike the front of the hair to make itself seem a bit taller, but in reality an oddly sized hobbit can not seem any taller. A "zima" can often be found in a "peabodys", easily picked out of a crowd due to the fact that its an oddly sized hobbit. when found, do NOT FEED BEER, a zima is known to snatch up ugly not so skinny women, and guys, u want a zima to take all ugly boat bitches

"yo did u see that Zima?!?! somebody should tell that zima that it cant be any taller no matter high it spikes its hair.

by Special "K" September 16, 2008

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zima fiend

1) A man who has an unquenchable thirst for the fruity malt beverage zima.

2) A man who loves all fruity feminine beverages

1) Brad's already ten zimas deep he's a real zima fiend

2) I can't believe Dudley ordered another cosmo, what a zima fiend

by fmellet August 9, 2012


zima crowd

Yuppies, and their less educated brethren, who attempt to look "hip," "hot," and/or "with it" by drinking Zima which is supposed to be a trendy alcoholic beverage with the flavor of a wine cooler and the kick of a beer. For those who can't handle either.

I couldn't get a picher last night since the place was packed with the zima crowd still sporting their softball uniforms, along with the accompanying dirt and aroma.

by Chumbucket October 24, 2006

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hot zima soup

A soup made out of the delicious adult beverage zima. It is often used by dirty perverts to soothe young cold boys.

The perverted old man asked him if he wanted a bowl of hot zima soup

by Carlos Spicywiener January 8, 2010

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