When you fake being chineese but is mexican
Look there is a zima can't belive why he is faking it
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term used for an oddly sized hobbit, who happens to be fat and extremely stupid. also know to use entirely too much gell so his bangs sticks up an extra 3 inches to make himself look slightly taller than he really is. A zima can often be spotted at a peasbodys.
holy shit dude, did u just see that zima? ive never seen a fat stupid hobbit before, maybe we should go see if its ok.
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A blowjob, particularly a sloppy, bad one
Scott got a zima behind the dumpster last night.
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an oddly sized hobbit that is know to spike the front of the hair to make itself seem a bit taller, but in reality an oddly sized hobbit can not seem any taller. A "zima" can often be found in a "peabodys", easily picked out of a crowd due to the fact that its an oddly sized hobbit. when found, do NOT FEED BEER, a zima is known to snatch up ugly not so skinny women, and guys, u want a zima to take all ugly boat bitches
"yo did u see that Zima?!?! somebody should tell that zima that it cant be any taller no matter high it spikes its hair.
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1) A man who has an unquenchable thirst for the fruity malt beverage zima.
2) A man who loves all fruity feminine beverages
1) Brad's already ten zimas deep he's a real zima fiend
2) I can't believe Dudley ordered another cosmo, what a zima fiend
Yuppies, and their less educated brethren, who attempt to look "hip," "hot," and/or "with it" by drinking Zima which is supposed to be a trendy alcoholic beverage with the flavor of a wine cooler and the kick of a beer. For those who can't handle either.
I couldn't get a picher last night since the place was packed with the zima crowd still sporting their softball uniforms, along with the accompanying dirt and aroma.
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A soup made out of the delicious adult beverage zima. It is often used by dirty perverts to soothe young cold boys.
The perverted old man asked him if he wanted a bowl of hot zima soup
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