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The act of starting a fight with a person of lower social or ethnic status and then deploying a weapon, claiming self-defense afterwards.
Can be done by any clean cut person with a minimal criminal record, provided the lesser person can be deemed a worse person.
Named after George Zimmerman, a white Hispanic/German-American and son of a judge who successfully chased and killed a black teenager coming home from the store with a bag of skittles, and was found not guilty by means of self defense because the teen fought back.
Judge's Son: Hey what are you doing on my street?! (gun in hand)
Minority: Why are you following me cracker?
Judge's Son: Watch how you talk to me or I'll pull a Zimmerman on you.
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When a Caucasian man, Peruvian man, and Mexican man all ejaculate onto an underage African-American girl's chest, then get away with it in the end.
"Bro, did you see the video of Jose, Steve, and Dominique jizzing all over Falkwisha's chest? They didn't even get charged!They did The Zimmerman!"
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A Zimmerman is annoying and they don’t have a lot of money or friends. They are very insecure with themselves but they can be funny sometimes
-I hate her
-it must be a Zimmerman
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Basically anyone with the name or title of "zimmerman" is completely two faced. so yea
like "hey, that person is a total zimmerman after what they said about me behind my back, i thought they were my friend."
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A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.
Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.
Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"
The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.
Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.
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