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This is a skateboard stunt which came out if the dormant folds of Joey Gnapp's brain. A skateboarder skates down a hill at well over 30mph (zippity doo da) through a loop (loop de), and into a busy itersection which must include speeding cars(floppity flip).
Wow man, did you see that guy that just pulled off a zippity-doo-da-loop-de-floppity-flip! And no Ms. Brooks, this has absolutely nothing to do with my project.
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Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.
Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.
the act of zip tying your boyfriend’s cock to stop him from cumming while you rail him from behind, usually including your boyfriend being blindfolded and have his wrist tightly tied to the headboard.
Jayason: yeah me and Perce were goin’ Zippity last night, my ass still hurts
Thalia: Jayason it’s thanksgiving
Jayason: sigh, this drumstick sure does remind me of Perce’s cock
the act of zip tying your boyfriend’s cock to stop him from cumming while you rail him from behind, usually including your boyfriend being blindfolded and have his wrist tightly tied to the headboard.
Jayason: yeah me and Perce were goin’ Zippity last night, my ass still hurts
Thalia: Jayason it’s thanksgiving
Jayason: sigh, this drumstick sure does remind me of Perce’s cock
the act of zip tying your boyfriend’s cock to stop him from cumming while you rail him from behind, usually including your boyfriend being blindfolded and have his wrist tightly tied to the headboard.
Jayason: yeah me and Perce were goin’ Zippity last night, my ass still hurts
Thalia: Jayason it’s thanksgiving
Jayason: sigh, this drumstick sure does remind me of Perce’s cock