zlatan

zlatan is defined in the oxford english dictionary as "arrogance of the highest order" or simply a person with their head so far up their own arse they can sniff what they had for dinner. If used in the wrong way you may be thought of as a right jeb-end.

LLoyd-"hey man im boss at everthing"
Ali(to Tom)"hey isn't lloyd such a zlatan"

Goz(to Ali)-"have you seen lloyd recently?"
Ali(to Goz)-"no but he's being a right zlatan at the moment"
Goz(to Ali)-"what a twat"

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zlatan ibrahimovic

footballer for juventus and sweden

beat italy in euro 2004 with amazing back heel

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic

A young, tall and amazing striker with a big nose that will be better than Andriy Schevchenko in a couple of years.

I don't know what Juventus would do without Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is commonly considered the best youngster in the world right now. He's currently 17 years old and says he will win 5 champions league in a row with Ac Milan.

"I have never seen someone soo good for his age"

-Stefano Pioli (The manager of ac milan)

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the best youngster in the world

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic

God

Thanks, Zlatan Ibrahimovic! (god)

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The Zlatan Effect

The need to support a team because Zlatan Ibrahimovic has joined it.

Because of The Zlatan Effect I now support Manchester United.

Zlatan

Zlatan is a term used in the south of Sweden. It means traitor.

Han svek hela malmö, han är Zlatan