Zoodling

The act of "taking your talents to the solo stage," typically accompanied by a mix of concentration, escapism, and an overactive imagination. Often performed with the grace of a confused octopus conducting an invisible orchestra.

Also known as masturbation

Oh no Jakey Wakey was Zoodling in his mother's bedroom

Zoodled

To get lit or turnt off alcohol

That girl/guy got zoodled!!! Last night they were fucked on that good bottle