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Zunt

a Blunt.

hey, you wanna come over for a zunt?

by stangobsession August 9, 2010

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Zunt

Ewi and Bart dad best friend, played football at UNH, beans Idol

Oh Ho! ryan swiggs iggy zunt

by Zuntandcheddarforever January 3, 2022


Zunt

When a semi-decomposed body comes back to life in spiritual form, often woken by a abrupt action on the body, such as munting, to reciprocate the favor to an unsuspecting victim, often the initial perpetrator.

To be zaunted by a zunter is for a zunter to repeatedly visit you and promptly zunt you on each visit. Certain areas are "zaunted" and infested with eager zunters waiting for their next victim. Common zaunted areas include: Hotels, retirement homes, basements, prisons, and Hom Depots. Ever wondered why no one falls asleep at Hom Depot? It's because they fear being zaunted. If you are zunted once in a zaunted area, you are at risk of being zaunted for eternity. Please contact the nearest dealer of Anti-Zunting technology, often a seventh grade health teacher in the Midwest.

Tim: "My Great Grandpa just absolutely zunted that guy! He might be zaunted forever!

Bill: "That is tragic. We all know that your Great Grandpa is a D1 Zunter. He commits zunt all the time!"

by D1 Anti-Zunter Technology Dev May 6, 2024


Zunt

The act in which a ghost comes back from the grave to do terrible acts upon you in your sleep. One who does such acts is known as a 'Zunter', and they are most common in 'Zaunted' locations, like HOM Depot. Health teachers teaching 7th grade are typically experts on stopping Zunters from Zaunting your home.

Bill: How was your first time being zunted?
Joe: I don't appreciate it when a zunter tries to zunt me.

by D1 Anti-Zunter Technology Dev August 21, 2024


Zunt

This is a cross between "Zionist" and "Cunt" because if you're a Zionist and you believe in a homeland for the Jewish people then you must be a cunt.

You believe in indigenous rights for the Jewish people? You must be a zunt.

by Polan'D Wagwan May 28, 2021


Zunt

Another name for a woman's vagina, often used as a derogatory reference.

She is such a zunt.

by 0s0h0w0a0 April 6, 2017