3 day weekend!

Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.

"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."

"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"

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3 day buzz

Getting a buzzcut 3 days before you need to look sharp since 3 days after a buzzcut is when it looks nicest.

"Yo mom can you cut my hair tonight so I can have a fresh 3 day buzz for the party on Saturday?

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3 days mate

thats how long it is till ***** is mine

hey, its 3 days untill ***** is yours, fuk yes

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3 days law

An unspoken law that translates as following:
If you made a guy mad, you use the 3 days law.If 3 days passed since your last interaction and he doesn’t text you anymore, it means you should move on because he’s on to the next girl.

X: So, did he text you after you had that fight?
Y:No, it’s been already 5 days, I think this is it.Apply the 3 days law.

X:Well time to move on.

3 Day Rule

If you're dating a chick & it's early on, if she doesn't talk to you for three days, with you trying to make an effort, then you dump her.

Aaron: Hey! Have you talked to what's-her-name yet?
John: I've tried! Calling, texting.. Nothing man...
Aaron: Ha, looks like she's getting the 3 Day Rule then.
John: Bitch gets three days!

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kyiv in 3 days

“kyiv in 3 days!”
“no how about 5”
“give it 10 more”

“maybe 50”
“kyiv in never”

kyiv in 3 days

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3-Day Dilema

telling someone you love them after three days, and then they begin to obsess/stalk you

Man, I was told Jessica I loved her after three days hoping to get something but now I'm kinda in a 3-Day Dilema.

I got myself into a 3-Day Dilema, and now Justin won't quit calling me.

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