68

Often used as a corny pick-up line meaning the speed limit of sex.

Guy: Hey sexy. Do you know the speed imit of sex?
Hot Chick: No. What is it?
Guy: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
Hot Chick: *SLAP!*

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68

When a person attempts to engage in the act known as a 69 with a frozen being made of snow (i.e. a snowman). Fair warning to persons of whom may be intrigued by this activity, it is very important to wear protection while 68’ing.

“My daughter’s Frosty The Snowman was looking so fine, so when she fell asleep I went and 68’d the shit out of it.”

“With a nose like that, I’d 68 Olaf in a heartbeat!”

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68

One person receives, and the other one does not receive in a sexual term.

All the other definitions had it wrong so I decided I'd put mine in there.

Guy:"hey lets 68!"
their sexual preference:"what the fuck is that?"
Guy: "thats where you blow me,and I owe you one."

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68

you gimme some i owe you one

yo, dat bitch gave me 68 las nite,i don even know her name

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68

it's simple: blow me and i'll owe you one, i.e. like a 69 except i just wanna get my dick sucked without performing oral favors for the sucker (cunnilingus, analingus, or fellatio)

jimmy wanted to 69 with me but i didn't feel like licking out his scuzzy hole or suckin' on his lil' boy penis so i just let him suck me off and we called it a 68

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68

When a girl goes down on you and then you owe her one.

A girl just gave me a 68! Yeah, totally not going down on her, though.

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68

A lesser known variant of the popular "69" where a girl is giving birth to a baby and she sucks your dick while you make out with the baby.

A doctor had 68 with his patient in the delivery room and was promptly fired when security footage of the incident was discovered.

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