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A well needed brand of skin care products for guys. Popular in California.
Example #1: Dude, you smell like a stink wrinkle. Please go Fean wash before we go out!
Example #2: Hey man, your lips look like a dead Tortoises’ asshole. You need some Fean and company lip Balm bad!
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A banger game made by Project Moon and is a direct sequel to Library of Runia that i should have played sooner! the game is a massive W!
person 1: hey opinions on Faust from Limbus Company?
person 2: I LOVE Faust from Limbus Company!!
An expression of joy. Very often used by the late David Bowie though he only said it once in recorded history.
Guy 1: Wow, isn't that thing epic?
Guy 2: "Meme Companies!"
Guy 1: Exactly, it is very epic.
A group of people in which discussion of a certain topic would be taboo due to the presence of a person or people who might be offended by such a discussion.
Often used to describe the inability of men to discuss matters relating to women because of the presence of one or more women.
"We can't talk about dating exploits here, we're in mixed company. The girls would hate us for sure."
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1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.
"AIG is the premier example of a zombie company -- kept alive only by $120 billion in federal bailout money. Apparently, it's considered too large to fail."
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Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).
Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)
Later...
Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.
*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
When your alone and bored so you text someone for some company. They are called "texting company".
Texting company:
Jack: How r u Jil?
Jill: M gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
Jack: Yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
Jill: Leave me alone you weirdo
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