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This definition is a response to "Your mom reeks of butter"'s definition.
The songs real lyrics ARE Magic, Mushroom and Hallucinate. This is because the song is really about these mushrooms that cause hallucinations. They make you see hundreds of badgers.
The mushrooms are drugs, like Marijuana and are dangerous.
Substance abuse causes you to do stupid things. Don't take these mushrooms. Just enjoy the "Badger" song. It's like a warning label. Listen to it.
Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Mushroom Mushroom, Hallucinate cinate cinate cinate hallucinate.
as opposed to Badger Badger Badger mushroom mushroom augh snake snake ooo its a snake.
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Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.
Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!
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The act of asking someone to do something repeatedly, and therefore annoying them greatly.
"Hey, come to _____'s party?"
"Nah, I don't want to."
"Seriously, just come along, it'll be fun."
"No, I've got better things to do."
"Awh, comon' it won't be that late, it's only till 12."
"NO, fucking stop badgering me."
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One Badger is equal to £7.50
It is the street price of one tab of scrote.
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The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...
There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures
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1) Medium-sized, blackand white stirped mammals resident in the northern hemishpere.
2) The mascot of the University of Wisconsin at Madison.
1) Wow, that badger attacked me in the woods!
2) GO BADGERS!!! On Wisconsin!
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Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
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