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The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.
Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.
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Is the name of the most handsome loving hardworking man ever. He was born to be a protector and sculptor. Although he hates to be called a handy man he is that and more. There isnt a thing he cant fix. He is an amazing musician that can play the guitar with such passion you can feel his soul shining when he plays. He has had one hell of a hard time in this life and has lost alot of loved ones but you wouldnt be able to tell cause he wears his crown and and armor with strength and courage. He is the ultimate man and deserves nothing but happiness. Oh and he is the coolest dad everrrr...
Clinton you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. I've taken you for granted far to long. I love you for eternity...
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verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result
My girlfriend was pissed at me for cheating, but I Clintoned the argument. I mean, "cheating" could mean "not cheating".
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The disease you must have to support Hillary Clinton.
"How the hell could you support Hillary Clinton? She wants to pull out of Iraq without even cleaning up our mess."
"Dawwh.. I got dis ting, clintonitis."
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Toking on a joint without inhaling.
I was stoned out of my gourd already so when the doob came back around I pulled a Clinton.
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To deny to an audience that you had sexual relations with a woman. This term is only used if the person is lying, replicating the words of Bill Clinton.
Steve: Yo Chris I heard you got head from Jen last night in the boy's locker room!
Brooke: Ew Chris thats disgusting!
Chris: No guys thats not true I did not get head from her!
Steve: Dude, everyone knows you got it. Stop pulling a Clinton.
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1. A fallacious argument used in political debate, similar to a Red Herring or Two Wrongs Make a Right, in which a debater attempts to redirect or downplay negative discussion or criticism of a politician or politicians (frequently Republican) by pointing out something negative about former Democratic President Bill Clinton.
2. A fallacious argument used in political debate, in which a debater erroneously accuses his or her opposition of resorting to the fallacy described in definition 1.
PERSON A: George W. Bush has taken this country into an unwinnable war, driven the federal deficit up to record highs, and has attempted to strip its citizens of their civil liberties.
PERSON B: But Clinton got a blowjob!
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