Dad

Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.

"Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?"

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dads

Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.

Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.

Dad

The guy that will leave u when u r a baby and come back when u sign that NBA contract

Man! Why did my dad leave?

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dad

HE'S NEVER COMING BACK

dad: I'm going to the gas station brb
me: lmao ok
*15 years later*
still not home

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such a dad

A guy that us super hot and everyone loves

That guy is "such a dad "

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Dad

The true man in your life that is their for you. Your Dad may also be your Father but your Father may not be your Dad. Your Dad loves you, comforts you, supports you and helps you. Your Dad is someone that you should be able to respect (even if at times you don't show it).

Me: My birth Father is a man I could never respect. He was never there for me even though he could have been. The man my Mom later married was one of the nicest, most trustworthy and loving people I have ever known he is my true Dad.

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Dad

Dad~ the person that is always there for you, even if they are not related by blood. A dad is different than a father because a dad is there for you a father is the one that is “related” to you by blood. You can always count on them because when they punish you it means they do care and they want the best life for you.

A dad the one you can always count on!

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