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When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.
Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.
A move that can only be preformed my a fucking DICKHEAD
oh where is Cooper?! HE LEFT ME AND MY FRIEND ohh fucking dick move Cooper, you bitch
Pulling a dick move is engaging in an egregious, selfish and usually public stunt, i.e. a cock-block or dumping a workload unnecessarily upon a friend or coworker. The exclamation of the phrase "Dick move!" in a high, nasal voice is sometimes the only socially acceptable recourse. Other common reactions include "Shenanigans!", "Bullshit!" and, a personal favourite, "BULLSHIT SHENANIGANS!".
John likes Cindy. Erik likes Cindy. Erik and John are friends. Erik intentionally keeps Cindy busy at a party ("cock-blocks" John). John finds out about it after the fact, and yells "Dick move!" Given the nature of their friendship, violence may or may not occur.
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When a normal person makes a maneuver that would ordinarily be performed by a jerk or dick. Generally not a serious move.
Jonas just threw sand in my face. What a dick move!
Armond, the town goat, just defecated on a pedestrian. What a dick move.
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1. When a dick moves.
2. You tell someone named Dick to move out of the way.
3. When someone does a douchebag thing to you.
1. When a man dick moves.
2. A friend named Dick comes over to hang out. Dick is in the way to where you have to go, so you tell him,"Dick move."
3. A friend does not invite you to a party, but everyone else that you know is invited. You tell that person, that was a "Dick move."
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N: An act that is seen as mean, or negative; That was a real dick move!
There can be multiple levels of a dick move. Level one is something minor and insignificant (i.e: Like throwing someone's external HD into the bathtub). Level two is something like that asshole in charge of the Titanic who let it sink, and level three is on par with 9/11.
Some argue that the Holocaust was a Level 4 dick move, but others argue that is was just plain a shitty thing to do.
Guy: Dammit, Osama!
Other Guy: Yeah, that was a real dick move, that whole 9/11 thing was.
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When someone pulls a move so sneeky and evil you wonder what crack pipe they have been smoking.
PBH is trying to fuck over the Freestival people in Cowgate again. What a Dick Move!
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