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When a single woman gives a blowjob to two men at the same time.
What did you do last night?
I went to a club last night and this hot chick gave me a Dua Lipa!
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1. Don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
2. Don’t let him in, you’ll have to kick him out again
3. Don’t be his friend, you know your gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if your under him,
You ain’t getting over him
I GOT RULES I COUNT EM
DUA LIPAS RULES
I need a life ik
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person 1: hey have you heard dua lipa and dababy
person 2: no, what's that?
person1: it's levitation
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A quintessential principle of physics that helps one better understand the way the world around them works.
Yesterday in class we learned about Dua Lipa’s Principle in physics.
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this could mean 7 things.
1. when you fuck or get fucked by dua lipa (everyones dream).
2. when you masturbate to a picture or video of dua lipa.
3. when you imagine you are dating/married to dua lipa.
4. being horny for dua lipa.
5. having a wet dream about dua lipa.
6. sucking on dua lipas pussy.
7. dua lipa sucking on your pussy or dick.
"I had a dream I was doing the dua lipa fuck"
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It is a word play of the word duality. It is when a person is being a hypocrite or being two-faced. It can also mean that a person is doing two opposite things at the same time.
Person 1: John is good at doing the Dua Lipa Challenge.
Person 2: He did that sharpener dance Dua did?
Person 1: No, I mean John was being nice to me one moment then he's back to being a bitch.
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Where the mouth taste buds and music comes together in a very meaningful fashion.
Clearly there is a serious displacement of the ORIGINAL TASTE DUA LIPA playing at T-MOBILE SANTA CLARA as if I walked up to IN N OUT BURGER even ANDREW as you could not GIVE ME A REASON because simply there is no MUSIC being played inside JIOHN 3:16, NAHUM 1:7 and REVELATIONS 3:20 BUTT (ANAL ALAN,) did hear STARBUCKS play the former PINK DUET and the magnificent COFFEE flavors sealed inside the LIPS for all kinds of TASTES are THE GO GO'S which ANAL ALAN did STIR IT UP at STARBUCKS where the ORIGINAL TASTE DUA LIPA belongs which is sealed here in TITANIUM under the CEO KEVIN R. JOHNSON of STARBUCKS as the LEADERS of this magnificent corporation GREATLY CHANGED THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY for the way way better
ALICIA BETH MOORE , NATHANIEL JOSEPH RUESS
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