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The total and utter voiding of one's bowels typically occurring the morning after consuming a Full English Breakfast.
Tristan: I'll never understand why late 19th century colonialists short on toilet paper campaigning through the stifling Zululand summer heat would have though mixing bacon, eggs and baked beans could possibly have been a good idea.
Chris: Clearly they'd never experienced a Full English Brexit.
brexit full english breakfast
full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
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When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her
Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina
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1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
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The state of not waxing one's bikini line. As opposed to a Hollywood, or Brazilian.
Synonyms: 'sideburns where my thighs turn', 'the full yeti'
Angela Barnes's friend Amanda says she sports the full English.
A Full English is a serve of 2 strips of bacon, 1 sausage, scoop of baked beans, fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, hash browns, 2 buttered toast and a cup of coffee.
I came in the cafe for a cuppa and had a Full English instead.
A English woman who does not / refuses to shave her bikini line
Mary decided to go for A Full English instead of a Hollywood or Brazilian before her recent holiday