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A MAN WITH A HUGE COCK like BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE. one who also attracts all the women
Look at Jadon! He stole my girl
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He is THE Snickle god. He is like no other. If you happen to cross a Jadon, immediately start worshiping him. If you are nice enough, he may follow you, and if he does this rare move, care for it, feed it and praise it. If you own a Jadon you could may possibly be granted immortality.
Wait, is that a Jadon?
It is! Get on your knees quick!
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The most absolute perfect being in all of existence. He should always be worshipped and treated as a god <3 Jadon is always charming, sweet, funny, caring and just magical. He also loves to be cuddled and smothered and when treated well he gives lot n lots of lovin! So if you see a Jadon tame him, and take care of him :D (And if you say OhOy, he will say NiHoY back!~)
Jadon is my absolute favourite person, I would die for Jadon. Jadon deserves the world and so much more. <3
Poofy haired short guy ,who doesn’t care what people say about him ,but will sometimes destroy that guy in a argument.He is very chill and sometimes weird.likes to have deep conversations and prefers to be unpopular. He hates him self but he is really nice.
Dumbass:Jadon why are you so small
Jadon: first of all very original,second of allwhy is your brain so small
Dumbass : uhhh umm I bet you have a small dick
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A radical afro infested being who constantly partakes in the act of 'tricking'. Do not let babies near a Jadon for their lives will be no more. If you hear a Jadon say "LOL" or "Yarr" watchout, this may indicate the start of the mating season, which, of course, you do not want to partake in. If you ever see a Jadon attempt to throw a piece of paper in a bin-like object, GET TO THE CHOPPER, for he will surely miss and implode into a merciless rage, no-one will be spared. Be weary in close quarters, for he is a master of Capoeira, do not approach lightly.
Holy shit it's Jadon! He has a piece of paper! :O
Oh no get to the chopper!! D:
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What you get when u mix a hobit with a spoon. An interesting and unusual creature that lives under most ordinary people's beds. It is also rumoured that if you bug them whilst in study mode that they wont say happy birthday, even when it is your birthday.
"ZOMG did you see my vomit the other night?
It was such a Jadon"
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