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Jason

Jason is an amazing guy.

He is a guy of which most people would wish to have in their lives. He loves you so much and is not afraid to say it.
He often overthinks things and thinks that he’s doing something wrong when he’s not
He loves to be reassured and loved but feels as if he could never be and that if he ever was, people would try to ruin his relationship.
Jason is a very sarcastic person when it comes to people he dislikes, Ex’s, and odd situations
He has been through tough times but he always manages to get through them.
If you ever go out with a Jason then be prepared for “I love you so much” every single day

Jason is am amazing, kind, witty, sweet, honest, loyal, gorgeous guy

by Maxine Gonçalves January 29, 2019

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Jason

An amazing guy with an awesome personality. He's really hot and so much fun to be with. The only name that is spelled with the months
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He's really nice and really smart. Very playful and energetic

Jason is so hot

by jasontheawesome March 2, 2015

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Jasonism

The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.

Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.

*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.

70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.

thats a jasonism

I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down

There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.

by vilefileman November 23, 2010

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Jason

Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s are probably popular and well- known. Jason’s are very smart, kind and probably have a secret artistic side. Jason’s can sometimes be athletic, probably likes sports such as Golf or Frisbee. Jason’s May seem cool and chill but lowkey kinda sensitive and want people to like them. Jason’s make the best friends, so if you know a Jason, keep them close. Jason’s will do anything for the people they love, but may not be appreciated all the time. Jason’s usually get nervous around people they like. Jason’s can either be super hot, kinda nerdy, or both. Most likely to be on student council or a club president. Jason’s are overall amazing people and you are lucky if you have a Jason in your life !

Person 1: Ugh Jason is so hot
Person 2: Yesterday when he was taking photos outside and he looked RIGHT AT ME
Person 1: OMG RLY??

Person 2: ya, I’ll talk to him tmr, he seems super chill.

Person 1: not if I talk to him first!

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019

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Jason

A common name for a male. Comes from Greek láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. This person will usually get annoyed by small things. This person is usually not very athletic. Will usually make friends quickly, but only a few friends will be considered good friends to this person. Insults frequently with no hurtful intention, just to tease.

He is Jason; Jason is his name; Jason is good at math;

by worldnamedefinitions December 2, 2013

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Jason

A sexy beast of unnatural proportions. A lover of women. Eats pussy like a king. Loves his woman. Is loyal. Never Corrupted in anyway. Gives his all in every single thing he does. A Magician.

That Jason...Ain't he somethin'?

by The_OtherGirlz_ May 29, 2014

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Jason

Jasons are the coolest people ever. They're so sweet and kind and are always making you smile. They're amazing boyfriends and you wanna spend all your day with them. Jason's are also very cute and sing good.

Girl 1- Jason is soo sweet!

Girl 2- I know! He's such a good boyfriend.

Girl 1- I wish I had Jason.

by Curieux January 8, 2012

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