Keepering

Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.

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Keeper

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"Yo Derek, where'd you meet that 5'7" Catholic who likes bone broth and wants 3 kids?"
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keeper

Abbr. of Goalkeeper in Futbol,Soccer, or "UK" football.

'keeper: Crike. I have to go to Keeper practice four times a week? And I'm still in Division Three.

instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".

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Keeper

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

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Keeper

Noun - A girl who is willing to do everything she can to satisfy your needs without compromising herself

Lad "Trying to settle a debate here, guys i work with think no girl is up for anal. What are your thoughts?

Girl "Deffo a yes from me, was so against it. Went in for it and, Yes!!

Lad "Keeper! Uhhh, You busy later?"

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keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

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Keeper

One who sumbits to anothers sexual favors.

You are my keeper and I want to have sex with you.

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