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The white chunky discharge from a womans vagina.
Man, I went down on your mom and got kung in my beard.
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A master of computer programming.
John is a kung, he can program anything.
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One of the best ever 80s nostalgia films ever made. Originally funded on Kickstarter, released on May 28, 2015 for free to all.
"I was struck by lightning and bitten by cobra." - Kung Fury
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A fictional character in the Mortal Kombat videogame series.
Kung Lao is a former Shaolin Monk and member of the White Lotus Society. In some texts he is said to be the first ever Mortal Kombat winner from Earthrealm, others claim it was his ancestor; "The Great" Kung Lao. Kung Lao is an outspoken pacifist who only chooses to fight when provoked, or when defending his friends or home. His trademark is a razor-rimmed black hat which he uses in combat to kill his enemies.
Example: Kung Lao throws his razor hat at Kano, lodging it in his skull. As Kano lies on the ground convulsing, bleeding from the head; Kung Lao slams his foot into Kano's chest sending his hat flying into the air. Kung Lao effortlessly catches it and places it back on his head. He walks away without looking back...
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The art of deadly flatulence. Well maybe not deadly but certainly bad enough to make the victim pray for death.
Jarrod cleared the room with his unique mix of anal kung.
Jarrod was a true master of the anal kung technique.
Benny a true anal kung warrior was able to attack his opponents across a well ventilated space with ease.
Perry tried to impress his mates with his anal kung style, but unfortunately the only impression he made was to the seat of his underpants.
Pronounced kuhng pooh
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The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.
Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
Example:
Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"
Lee: (silence)
Rus: "Lee?"
Lee: (deathly silence)
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