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Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.

Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife

by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022

123๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Pint

Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?

Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.

J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.

by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022


Mega Pint

A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive

Lawyer: you had a Mega Pint of red wine

Johnny: A mega Pint?

by Wereyouthere May 23, 2022

41๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Pint

A large glass of wine.

Johnny Depp poured himself a mega pint because he thought it necessary.

by BananaGoblin April 23, 2022

54๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega pint

a large glass of an alcoholic beverage

you poured yourself a "mega pint" of red wine

by gusomyg April 22, 2022

85๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


mega pint

The amount of wine Johnny Depp allegedly drank during one evening. (John Depp v. Amber Heard trial)

Lawyer Rottenborn: "You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
Johnny: "A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary."

by Depp fan April 25, 2022

32๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Pint

A very large glass of Red Wine. Commonly known to be Johnny Deppโ€™s method of measuring his drinks.

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.

by JKJ22 April 25, 2022

121๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž