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A male genital that you wish was longer.
How long is your penis?
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A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.
Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes
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A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.
Random guy 1: may I suck your penis
Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.
Random guy 1: gladly. ;)
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Contraction for pen is.
The penis mightier than the sword.
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a common mispelling of pennies.
Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
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