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Quagmire

Soft Muddy Ground; A difficult situation.

We're in quite a quagmire, now.

by Larstait November 16, 2003

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quagmire

An awkward, complex, or hazardous situation.

Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 2, 2023

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quagmire

That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.

by Franzshizzle April 2, 2007

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Quagmire

A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form

Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)

by Pockets December 18, 2003

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Quagmired

The act of sliding a credit card through a woman's buttocks or through a credit card machine.

The man on Family Guy had no money to give the stripper so he Quagmired and got slapped by her.

by bigweezey November 26, 2012

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quagmire

A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament

yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.

by yarrh May 30, 2006

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Quagmire

The absolute funniest character on the tv show, "The Family Guy." He rocks the phrase ALLL-RIIIGHT. He's the sex crazed neighbor who says nothing but absolutely golden, one-liners.

Best Quagmire quote ever: He walks out of the bathroom in his robe and is looking at the girl in his bed with whom he just banged. She says, "glen honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?" He says, "Hey I have a question for you too, whay are you still here?" HILARIOUS!

by The Sheen Man May 6, 2004

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