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When the party is an absolute madness and you know the police are going to have to come and shut it down.
Person A : Yo did you reach Dres party last night?
Person B: yeah it was an absolute madness.. it was a shutdown ting
Example 2:
Deano: Are you going to that party next week?
Maccah: Yeah course, its going to be a shutdown.
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The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.
Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
When everything is up and popping, then someone comes and ruins the fun for everyone.
Pepper and Selena were having the time of their lives listening to music and dancing , then Sabrina comes and Sade shutdowns the party. Boo Sabrina
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When an individual suffers from "rage quit" in a social or personal environment. The sufferer tends to "shut down," becoming socially distant, quiet, reclusive, and non-responsive. Sufferers cease all personal or social interactions, even amongst friends. They also tend to fall asleep, even in the midst of others present.
RSD individuals CHOOSE not to interact with individuals, making them appear as a douchebag or cockfag
Bouts of these incidences can be thought of as a mix of light depression and aggravation due to anger and pent up emotions and frustrations towards others within the social group/friends (hence, the "rage quit")
Rage shutdown is also known as "RSD"
That cockfag in the corner doesn't like talking to his friends when hanging out, and so he always dozes off; he suffers from rage shutdown.
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It is a place in the warehouse where everyone knows to meet to have a shutdown at the same time everyday...
I looked at my watch and noticed it was 2:50pm and said I got to get to Shutdown Alley to meet the gang for a shutdown...
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The name given to the 2019 government shutdown that Trump named after himself. He decided to destroy the economy, and hold a million federal workers hostage because Mexico wouldn't pay for some stoopid fucking wall in the desert.
Billy Bob: why won't them thar democrats give Mr. Trump no money for his border wall?
Tom: Because he kept saying that Mexico would pay for it, you redhatter incel rube.
Billy Bob: Oh well, that TRUMP Shutdown will teach you Democrats a lesson?
Tom: Not even close, you low IQ rube. It's just gonna get Dotard impeached, and continue the GOP extinction event.
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This is when your bowels instinctively shutdown when you are preparing to go around a friends/family members house.
Don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an ass) that triggers a shutdown
It’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally fuck up your bowels)
This rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a shit, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarrass yourself by stinking out the bathroom.
Mark; my parents surprised me with going around my uncles house at the weekend, I have-not seen him in ages, I think I’ll have to do a bowel shutdown
Or
tom; I’m of around Tim’s house for a few day, and I really like his sister she is soooo hot, I’ll have to prepare for a bowel shutdown