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Code to let people know it's time to leave a room or party.
It's time to Ted Cruz guys, it's getting late and I have work in the morning.
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A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded
Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life
Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.
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A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.
Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.
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A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.
"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
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