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A woman that allows a man to cum inside of her. Essentially, turning her into a delicious cream-filled pastry.
I made Natalie into a twinkie last night.
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a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!
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young, body hair-less, 'teenage looking' homosexual men.
Those blond guys are Twinkies.
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Twins; People who dress, act, talk the same, or just like the same things.
"You like unicorns too?? We're twinkies!!"
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The ultimate, pre-packaged, snack-cake. Completely lacking any form of nutrition, it consists of a "golden-sponge cake" injected with a "creamy filling".
It is hard to say what the actual contents are of this trailer park delicacy, neither would i want to know (ignorance is bliss).
The only food that could withstand a nuclear holocaust, it has the amazing ability to stop up your colon for days if eaten in excess.
Dude you gotta cut down on those twinkys.
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adj;
An INSANE female, usually Caucasian. Someone who has not one but TWO twinkles in their eyes due to their high degree of social insanity, someone so over obsessed with an estranged lover that they become oblivious to their actions and consequences of their actions. Prone to fits spontanious crying,screaming, violent fits of rage or any emotional outburst at work, restaurants, traffic or any public place without sign or warning.
Can usually be found on the internet in singles chatrooms or have singles profiles on dating websites. Will come off as overly sexual possibly even agressive and enticing but will become posessive and demanding after intercourse. Has been known to call 8, 9, 15 or more times per day and will show up at your home or work un announced if ignored.
VERY, VERY hard to get rid of. Lacks any shame or accountability.
Greg: OMG, did you see Erin this morning?
Chuck: No, what did "Twinky" do this time?
Greg: That crazy bitch has been parked out front all night. This shit's starting to creep me out. You remember that movie where the chick boiled the rabbitts?
Chuck: Dude, that's it -- we need to have a house meeting
Dave REALLY needs to stop fucking these crazy internet chicks at the house. Not cool.
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when you cut a twinky in half and stick it to something
I hate that teacher, I was considering twinkying his car later