abbreve lang

"abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.

"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)

"Abbreve Lang is sweeping the naysh!"

abbrev ev

The abbreviated version of the words "abbreviate everything".

This is a movement among the younger generation, mostly with the goal of either shortening a text message, blog entry, forum comment, Facebook status, or tweet.

Some choose to "abbrev ev" because it can be quite funny if executed properly.

"I'm on a mission to ABBREV EV."