Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

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Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj Aem Snorlacks" (I am Snorlax) and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 300 lbs, they spend most of their time eating cheeseburgers, and the positioning of their anus and mouth are switched. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew feces out of their face onto the person.

Oaj aem Snorelacks! Oaj aem Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.

batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.

Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.