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When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.
Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers
Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..
Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!
A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.
Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!
beyond ridiculous. Unimaginable. Extremely stupid. Usually refers to unrealistic expectations.
A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
A true friend. A ride or die. Where you can always rely no matter what
Them: yo! Chris, Alex and Alan are some good dudes
Me: they’re the absolute fucking boys
The most extreme variant of what the fuck. Considered to be one step above what in the actual fuck.
"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls
The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.