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When you don’t know how to talk during symposium, so you say “a lot abundant” to sound smart.
The amount of fertilizer is a lot abundant. - Symposium 2k18
When you date too many Katherines and you end up making mathematical relationships defining relationships before realizing it doesn't fucking matter because you just fell in love. Love isn't defined by names.
wow, look, I just spent my time making too much math because I dated an abundance of katherines.
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In layman's terms, abundance paradox means quality and quantity are NEVER, EVER go hand in hand
Look at the Top 4 global populations (Chingcong/China, Bobs Vegana Land/India, AmeriKKKunt/USA, and Indon/Indog/Indonesia) and compare that with Hentai Land/Japan or Nazi Land/EU which have free falling population numbers to see what abundance paradox is
Having so much Jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to Jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. You only listen to songs with Jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly I might add, on your friends and family who don't give two shits.
Ex. Patrick has an Abundance of Jesus. He is constantly badgering me to have an Abundance of Jesus, too.
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a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses
I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician
A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.
Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
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mans diahherra in frican
jack: i have to do a abunds la caca
patricia: ew i dont need to know that 😒 go to the the bathroom with yo musty dusty crusty self