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1.Usually a female who is completly obsessed with accessories such as purses, sunglasses, jewelery.etc.
Girl 1- Look at that girls cute sunglasses...
girl 2- ....cute purse.......
Girl 1- ....cute necklace....
Girl 2- ....cute earrings....
Girl 1- ....cute braclet.....
Girl 2- WHAT AN ACCESSORY WHORE!
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A term recently awarded "The Most Outrageous Word" by the American Dialectical Society, referring to Angelina Jolie's adopted Cambodian son. The term suggests a cynical motive for celebrities adopting children from third-world nations, being more to promote their public image than from any genuine motive of saving starving children.
Hey, have you checked out AJ's latest Cambodian accessory? Those celebs are getting social engineering down to a fine art!
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noun: an attractive female's perspective on slampiece.Refers specifically to a male who does not have a deserving enough personality to date, yet they are beyond gorgeous so they should not be overlooked. They are not the same as friends with benefits, because it is solely up to the girl whether or not her and her accessory piece engage in sexual activity. Accessory pieces rarely speak, and are usually used for the sole purpose of getting compliments from friends about how good they look when they are with you.
Emily: Wow girl, who's the new boy?
Katie: Oh, ben? He's my new accessory piece, i found him in english class.
Emily: You two look great together. He is so well behaved and absolutely gorgeous.
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1. A child conceived or adopted because it is considered the fashionable or chic thing to do.
2. A child looked upon as a status symbol by the parent.
Bradgelina are looking to get their next accessory kid from China.
She wanted an accessory kid to go along with her trophy husband.
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Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.
*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
Dan: "Holy shit, Rob. Is Steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
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It's when a straight female has a gay male friend.
Monica —who is a heterosexual— is friends with Ted —who is gay— in other words, Ted is Monica's social accessory.
A married man who was chosen for his good looks, manners, ect, to make his wife more useful, versatile, or attractive. An accessory husband is to NEVER touch or be touched.
Coined by twitter user @ojounya on 5 August, 2022.
Her and her accessory husband have gone out for oysters.