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A washed up small dick white fat man from Allentown, PA. He lures underage and or young women between the ages of 12-26 into his house. Either by candy, money or buying them shit because he is a pityful washed up momma's boy. Do not fall for his I wanna be friends trick. He will eventually hold something over your head or threaten you to stay in his life. Thankfully God gave him a 1 inch penis so it gives his victims time to escape before he attempts to rape them. He also hires prostitute's and brags about that, so he may alot of STDs. He also abuses his wife that lives in another country because no one can stand him longer than a day. Avoid at all costs do not engage in conversations he will try to abuse you.
Your 1 inch pinch is Scott-Acker?
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A hot, sexy guy! Everything about him is sexy; his hair, his body, his face, and his amazing husky voice. If I were you, I would marry that hot piece of meat in a heart beat. It's like a he's walking sex! Can I just say how amazing he plays Jason Dilaurentis on Pretty Little Liars! When it comes to Drew Van Acker, if you're straight guy, you would want to turn gay, if you're a lesbian, you would to turn back straight, and if you're a straight girl or bisexual, you're good..... you're really good! Drew Van Acker is a really sexy mother fucker. Period.
Ex 1:
"Hey do you know who Drew Van Acker is?"
"Yeah! My baby daddy"
Ex 2:
"Who the hell is Drew Van Acker?!"
"IDK, but he sure looks a lot like my next boy friend *wink* *wink* * nudge* * nudge"
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An extreme virus that originated in Austria The symptoms of The virus are, Faking being Asian,saying the N word,disrespecting religions,spraying parfum if you dont get attention, slapping people for no reason
Stop acting like that did you catch the Lien Van den Acker virus?
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If you meet a Sophie Acker, beware of their uncontrollable obsession for Noah Schnapp and Robert Pattinson. Every one who has met a Sophie Acker has experienced this. If you meet her, keep her because she is usually good at riding horses and could save you while stranded. A Sophie Acker is afraid of somethings but she will never turn down a roblox match of Flee The Facility. If you meet one, don’t give her a Robert Pattinson pillow for Christmas. (she’ll sleep with it until she’s 80)
“Is that a robert pattinson pillow?”
“must be Sophie Acker’s”
to have sex with a man of the African America ethnicity.
"I love ackersation"
"I want to ackersation"