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Something you say when someone is disagreeing with you and you are trying to prove a point
I fucked your mum
No you didn’t
No actually i fucked you mum
1. An adverb used to debunk rumours and convey information that may result in surprise and fear.
Zoe: OMG! Can you believe Mr. Fred married that girl?!?!?!
Mr. Fred (unbeknownst to Zoe, right behind her): Actually, we're not married yet.
Zoe: AHHH FML
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A word to try to convince someone you are telling the truth!
Person 1: Dude i so screwed your mom last night!!
Person 2: no you didnt dont lie!!
Person 1: No dude i ACTUALLY did!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Actually!!
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Actually I didn't spend ALL your money.
Actually you didn't buy that car for me.
Actually the war was never approved by congress.
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Another way of saying really? when someone tells you something crazy or dumb that happened.
Tom: Dude I almost died last night!
James: Actually?!
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On actual
Used to describe the legitimacy of one’s subject. Similar to on gah or on jah
Dumbass 1: did you see Troy Garcia walk by? He has a fat ass
Dumbass 2: on actual?
Dumbass 1: on actual.
A word that teenagers (in the UK anyways) feel the incessant need to use every time they open their mouths. It is a pointless and ridiculous filler and should be banned to prevent it spreading any further.
Examples of usage:
wtaf - what the actual fuck
omag - oh my actual god
bffal - best friend for actual life
istag - i swear to actual god
soab - son of an actual bitch
stafu - shut the actual fuck up
An Actual Person: omag my bffal!!!
Another Actual Person: wtaf???
An Actual Person: istag dylan is a soab!!!
Another Actual Person: omag!!!!!!!!! stafu!!!!!!11
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