Affa

A wild creature found in the darkest parts of the Norwegian woods. The creature is really small, got blonde hair and can't grow a moustache. This creature loves the colour green and is often found shrouded in a green sweater-like thing. The Affa can be found playing with sticks and banging them on hollow tree trunks like a drumkit. If you meet an Affa you should consider yourself lucky as they are one of the nicest creatures you will ever encounter.

Man: I just met an wild Affa wearing a green sock!
Woman: Oh lucky you! The Affa is so nice and friendly

AFFA

The AFFA, also known as the Anti-FIFA and Fortnite association is a group that go around places in the world executing those who they believe don’t belong in a way of letting out anger they receive in FIFA. As of yet they have conquered one place and when close to ending.

“Yo Jeremy, I heard the AFFA are near our town.

“ Oh shit Tom, we better go hide in the attic until they’re gone. Hope they don’t find us.