After

Probably the best fanfiction ever. Like, ever. It's amazing and even if you think One Direction is the faggiest band in the world, you have to admit that after reading After 1, 2, and 3, you have completely lost your innocence, sense of direction, and mind all at once. Anna Todd is a magical miracle worker and her writing skills make white girls all over the world scream and pant. I think I've made my point. :)

I told my friend to read After over the week and she came up to me on Monday and said to me "Jesus Christ, bless the author of this book, for she needs Jesus"

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after

"after" means right after some other event. so if u tell someone that u'll do something after that person did something else, it is common knowledge, that u have to do it right afterwards, not leaving any time inbetween!

I'll tell u AFTER u told me something else.

> that means, u gotta tell it right after that other person told u!

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the afters

The after party after you have had a massive sesh mainly includes weird things happening to people on lots of drugs

Person 1:Are you coming to the afters?
Person 2: yeah wouldn’t miss it!

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After-on

After-on when after sex or masturbation u still have a slight hard on that could easily be encouraged into a rageing hard on. usually uncomfortable if u go to sleep with it as the slightest amoun of rubbing or wet dream will make it hard and uncomfortable.

i had to have a midnight wack off session becuase i was stupid enough to go to sleep with an after-on.

On After

Where the Hash goes after finishing Circle. Usually a bar or other unfortunate vendor of alcoholic beverages.

I ran with Least Worst H3 last night and the On After was a fucking blast.

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after

The state you are in after you party, usually the next morning. Generally an awful look and feeling are present.

Richard: "Damn, John, you look so after."
John: "I feel after...anyway hand me a beer."

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after

A German word meaning anus. One to avoid when engaging in conversation with Berliner society matrons.

In spite of many years spent living in New York City, Hans (ever polite) still approached the word "after" with trepedation, still connecting it with both his mother tongue, and his nether regions.

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