Xbox Ahoy!

Xbox Ahoy! or Xbox Ahoy (Real Name:Stuart Brown) Is a very popular youtuber and gamer from UK. Who post tactics, tips and guides for video games(specially Xbox 360 games).

Also Known by: (1)astonishing video production,(2)weapons guides for Call of Duty 6 & 7,(3)excellent catch phrases and an (4)attractive voice.

(1) Boy 1: Man are you watchin' this?

Boy 2: Yeah Xbox Ahoy! makes some amazing vids...

(2) Boy 2: You should totally see this M72 LAW weapon guide for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Boy 3: I think that weapon is from Black Ops...

Boy 2: Oh golly I fell so stupid!

(3) Boy 3: Dude when comes the catch phase?

Boy 2: Wait for it...wait for it...

Xbox Ahoy video:...then it might just be time...to lay down the LAW...

Boy 2&3: WOW, EPIC!

(4) Girl 1: Xbox Ahoy voice is so sexy, I want to met him in person and show him my gameplay!

Boy 1: Oh golly I wish I had Xbox Ahoy voice!

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Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

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ahoy hoy

In the beginning days of the telephone 'Ahoy hoy' was the standard greeting when one answered the phone. It was later replaced by 'hello' and then 'who dis?'. Mr Burns revived this old greeting in the Simpsons.

~ring~
Ahoy hoy.

It is that simple, you should try it some time.

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Shits Ahoy

Shits Ahoy is a cookie the size of a Chips Ahoy but made totally of shit. A premium Shits Ahoy is fresh and warm. A Shits Ahoy is part of a challenge. What is the least amount of money one would accept to eat a Shits Ahoy cookie ?

" The pot head from Colorado, was willing to accept $ 5,000 dollars to eat a Shits Ahoy."

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Niggers Ahoy

When you are boating & see two are more Niggers on a boat/ship it is custom to yell Nigger Ahoy.

Hey Emil look at those Niggers in that Boat.

Well Clay you know what that means don't you?

Why Yes Yes I do Emil

Both Shout Niggers Ahoy

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Chips Ahoy

a delicious cookie that can also be chewy

i looooooove chips ahoy

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Choads ahoy

expression

when a choad is sighted.

She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.

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