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I love alameda so much. its a small city and i feel a strong sense of community living in it. Everyone is so friendly. It is pretty racially diverse. It is very clean and has a lot of trees. I feel very safe in alameda. It has a great theatre and cute restaurants ( a little overpriced ) Everynight basically everyone has a view of a sunset and beautiful skyline of sf over the water. I love it so much and its a joy every night. The weather is AMAZING. its always slightly sunny with a soft breeze. never gets too hot or too cold. I also love how its right near Oakland and Sf. This way you can enjoy the fun of these two cities while living in a nice clean place.
My hometwon is alameda, ca and I am very proud
A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda
Homeless man: spare change?
Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!
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a drink native to Alameda California involving budweiser, nyquil, coffee and pretty much whatever shit you find laying around
"the guy asked for an double A bomb and his tongue caught on fire!"
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So basically the alameda trash rats are kids who live in alameda. Sometimes they go to Bayfarm parties. Notice how they’re never invited to Oakland parties??
Bob: hey wanna come to the BayFarm party with me?
Bill: Nah man, i heard a bunch of alameda trash rats are there
Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.
protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof
A disgrace to the Bay. A stupid fucking island in the bay area, super dumb and stupid. Everyone here is stuck up and the millennials give me racist vibes #alameda
Jack: Man i fucking hate alameda
Phil: me too.