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alarm cock is when one is awoken from sleep by recieving head. usually the male beig awoken by a female but both cases are common and enjoyable!
timmy "shit dude my girl woke me up at like 6 this morning!"
pettie "what a bitch"
timmy "yeah but it was alarm cock so it was bless"
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your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.
jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.
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An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.
My cheeks are red because my boyfriend woke me up with the alarm cock.
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When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.
I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.
The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.
Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!
A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.
My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.
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The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.
The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.
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