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When your girl is on her period, so you put a tampon inside the freezer and then stick it in her ass while fucking her.
"I put an Alaskan Firefly in her last night, pretty good shit."
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So the Urbandictionary definition made you curious too?
No luck I'm afraid my friend.
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Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.
"Do you have any weird fetishes?"
"Yeah, I love the alaskan flu."
"Das Nasty Mane"
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The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.
Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
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when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.
1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
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Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
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Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached
I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day
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When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.
Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.
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