Alaskian Iceberg

First take a dump and freeze it. The next time your having sex with a really drunk girl go get the frozen turd and use that on her

Dude last night i pulled the alaskian iceberg on this drunk girl i brought home.

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alaskian frost bite

to violently insert said ice cube up your significant others rectum, then to retrieve said water from said rectum with mouth in a sucking manner

jamey sucked the once frozen now melted ice cube out of mr slaves ass thus rendering the alaskian frost bite

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Alaskian Pipe Line

To put plastic wrap over toliet and take a shit. Wrap up log(shit)up and put in the freezer. When frozen use sexually on parnter" minus plastic wrap"

I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.

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alaskian leg warmer

Urinating on spouse's leg.

wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.

husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.

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