Alastair is a girls dream because he is handsome
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A very introverted guy whoโs quiet on the outside but secretly judges everyone on the inside. He can be extremely nice and caring if youโre someone important to him. Average in looks but his mysterious aura is definitely attractive. Would rather spend time watching anime at home instead of going out to party with his friends. Can be a pervert sometimes but thatโs just because heโs a big olโ weeb. He might come off as snobbish or arrogant at first sight (heโs just shy) but honestly a really cool guy to be around if you get close to him. The type of guy who you can have deep conversations with til 3 am. Try to get to know an Alastair better and youโll find out that heโs surprisingly very intelligent, witty and hilarious!
Girl: Ah, Iโm sooo wet now!
Boy: Oh yea, Iโm doing great
Girl: Ugh, not because of you! Alastair just walked by!
Boy: Ah crap, I just wetted myself too. I wish I was an Alastair!
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An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.
I wish I could pose like an Alastair
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Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!
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Right, i've got dip, carrot sticks, and alastair sticks.. Time to PARTY!!
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